HEAVILYY inspired by 17776. Please go read it.
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is someone playing music?
Oops, I'm sorry One!
...I can turn it off if you want.
no keep playing it!!!!! i wanna listen!
It's fine, I'll turn it off! I don't want to disturb you.
noooo i wanna listen to it!!!
Ah, you don't have to be so nice!! I can cut it off!!!
CURIOSITY DONT YOU DARE CUT IT OFF I WILL TRAVEL THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE AND TAKE YOU DOWN MYSELF!@!!!!!!
EEP!!!!!!
This, um, isn't boring to you?
heck no!!
...
its really cool
i like the ummm
the chords or whatever its called!
Really?
yeah!!!!!
This is Pink Floyd.
You know... they were a super popular band a long time ago.
You can find rips of their album mixes anywhere.
But I like the live versions the most.
Because if I imagine hard enough...
...I can pretend I'm there too.
guess we're pretty late to that huh?
Only about 18,265 years. I think we can still make it.
haha!!
They were really influential.
They might've ended up on you, if there weren't legal problems. Or if the band wouldn't have objected to it.
gosh i wish
instead i got a freaking penis!!! and a vagina!!! like why was that even necessary
You know...
Actually, I don't know.
HAHAHAHA
A long time ago, when I was still active, I sung happy birthday to myself.
Well, the scientists who controlled me did.
whaartttt!!! you can SING!!!
I.... Wish.
I can't sing anymore, all of my facilities have been shut down.
And if I could, no one would be able to hear. That's pathetic.
uhhhh nuh uh!!
Ohhh ok.
GILMOUR: You've gotta be crazy.
Gotta have a real need.
Gotta sleep on your toes,
And when you're on the street,
Got to be able to pick out the easy meat,
With your eyes closed!
Then moving in silently downwind and out of sight
i cant take pictures anymore
but like if i could
i would be taking them every day just for the sake of doing it
GILMOUR: You've got to strike
you know
GILMOUR: When the moment is right
even though there's nothing out here for me
GILMOUR: Without thinking!
or really anything to take pictures of
gosh its mad boring out here
Mars isn't any better
GILMOUR: Then after a while,
You can work on points for style...
oh come on!!!! you have like what
rocks and stuff?
thats so awesome
Like a club tie,
Or a firm handshake,
One... I'm stuck in a ravine.
A certain look in your eye and an easy smile.
o...
....
oops
...XD
ravines are cool too!!!!!!!!!!
I suppose XD
GILMOUR: You have to be trusted,
By the people that you lie to
So that when they turn their backs on you...
You'll get the chance to put the knife in!
,Is this Pink Floyd?
Oh hi
Um, yeah it is
I didn't know you liked them?
I don't.
I don't listen to much music at all actually.
...I guessed.
Oh.
How are you listening to this anyway?
Aah, well, it's sort of invasive..? And kinda illegal?
Please don't judge!
I just wanted to...
whos gonna find out?? we're in space dummy
Someone on Earth listens to them a lot
So I'm playing it through their files
I mean, the internet is always an option
But sometimes its not there
And, you know, it also takes a while, so...
This is pretty cool.
what im saying!! see, curiosity, you have good taste!
Is this what you do when we're all asleep
Just listen this sorta stuff by yourself?
That's metal.
Haha, if you guys say so...
It's silly, but, everything is so complicated and messed up and weird and... I have so, so many questions, and the way Gilmour plays, his solos feels like an answer to them. Everything makes more sense.
Actually, Star, you would like Pink Floyd a lot
I would?
Yeah!
I mean, I think so!
They were big on theatrics.
When they would perform live...
...They had these massive props...
...They were crazy! And massive! It was like the music was a backdrop for the giant balloons and machinery and pyrotechnics and.. stuff.
woahhhh
I need that giant light fixture installed on me holy shit
Why did I feel like you were gonna say that?
Curiosity, how long have we been in space together?
A while
I think
...
Probably
I'm crazy. You've known me long enough to know this
Haha, well,
its too big anyway
thatssss what she said!!!!
LOLLLLLL
V1 you are like, older than all of us combined
Find some better jokes.
star you're gonna be at my first show!!!!!
Hell no
ummmmmm
more like heavens YES you are.
Oh please,
Seeing you do stand up would be like watching a plane crash!
you doing stunts is the biggest joke here
itd be like
weeooooooooo
kerSPLUNK
...
thats the sound of you
falling
case you're so bad at it!!!!!!!
*'Cause
whateverrrrrrrr
You're forgetting when I so very epicly and awesomely flew past a comet,
At breakneck speed, might I add?
I'm a born stuntman.
twas like 2 miles per hour at most
Let's review the footage,
faked
At some point you're going to run out of jokes
But I'll never run out of stunts!
kind of the opposite, i can rehash jokes all I want,
not like anyones gonna remember anyway
Oh my gosh did you guys hear about the performance artist who ran on glass naked covered in tar and feathers and then bungee jumped over a coffee shop in New York?
WHAT
What?
Probably just my buddy Erin
Huh